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I'm the One Who HODLs Heavyweight T-Shirt (8 Colors)
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I'm the One Who HODLs Heavyweight T-Shirt (8 Colors)
Black, Khaki, Chalky Mint, Butter, Island Reef, Chambray, Ivory, White
To the moon or bust, HODLers! This unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt is your crypto armor—thick, comfy, and ready to weather any bear market. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s softer than a memecoin pump and built to last through every blockchain dip. Wear it, stake it, love it—this tee is your ticket to flexing your diamond hands in style!
Product Details
- Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (as pure as a freshly minted BTC)
- Fabric Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)—hefty like a full node
- Fit: Relaxed, like a whale chilling in a cold wallet
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Features:
- Garment-dyed for that retro, “I survived the 2018 crash” vibe
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar—stronger than a 51% attack
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability (HODL-level resilience)
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size Guide
- S: Width: 18 ¼ in (46.4 cm), Length: 26 ⅝ in (67.6 cm), Sleeve Center Back: 16 ¼ in (41.3 cm)
- M: Width: 20 ¼ in (51.4 cm), Length: 28 in (71.1 cm), Sleeve Center Back: 17 ¾ in (45 cm)
- L: Width: 22 in (55.9 cm), Length: 29 ⅜ in (74.6 cm), Sleeve Center Back: 19 in (48.3 cm)
- XL: Width: 24 in (61 cm), Length: 30 ¾ in (78.1 cm), Sleeve Center Back: 20 ½ in (52 cm)
- 2XL: Width: 26 in (66 cm), Length: 31 ⅝ in (80.3 cm), Sleeve Center Back: 21 ¾ in (55.3 cm)
- 3XL: Width: 27 ¾ in (70.5 cm), Length: 32 ½ in (82.6 cm), Sleeve Center Back: 23 ¼ in (59 cm)
- 4XL: Width: 29 ¾ in (75.6 cm), Length: 33 ½ in (85 cm), Sleeve Center Back: 24 ⅝ in (62.6 cm)
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